10 Thoughts you have when you have a cold.

Having a cold
10 Thoughts you have when you have a cold.

As I write this, I am a sufferer. *Sniffles, coughs, etc*.

1. I think I’m dying. My head is going to explode, I cannot breath and I think I just coughed up a lung.

2. How do couples deal with this shit? If I had to live with me in this state, I would break up with me immediately.

3. I feel disgusting. Why am I sweaty yet shivery at the same time? Also, what is with the temperature in this office. It isn’t right. Whether the air con is off or on, it will never be right.

4. Who even gave this to me? I will literally blame every person I’ve seen in the last 3 months who even sniffed in my presence.

5. I’m never going out again. As of now, all social activities are cancelled until next month.

6. Is it acceptable to drink shots of cough medicine?

7. Next time someone has a cold, they’re getting all the sympathy as dear God they deserve it if they feel as bad as I do.

8. Where is the orange juice? Doesn’t that cure colds? Pass me the Tropicana.

9. This disease has entirely messed up my gym routine. My plans to go 5 times this week are now scuppered as I must stay at home every night to get better. Damn.

10. I’m not ready to be an adult. Why oh why do I not have a medicine cabinet stocked up for every eventuality like my mum does at home? Someone bring me chicken soup, tea and biscuits.

You may have guessed, I’m feeling sorry for myself. Anyone else suffering? (And perhaps being less melodramatic about it?).

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