The Emotional Stages to Sunday Nights

Sunday night blues

The Sunday night blues are all too real. Here are some Sunday night feels.

1. Shit, how is it half 8 on a Sunday, I have achieved NOTHING this weekend.

2. Everyone else has done so much more fun stuff than me this weekend. I mean, just look at Instagram, literally everyone has been on holiday/at a festival/out for cocktails/had date night but me.

3. Oh wait, actually, I’ve uploaded at least 10 photos as I saw my friends yesterday, my bad. Not only did I have a life but everyone knows about it. I’m such a basic bitch.

4. When I think about it, my weekend has been so hectic, I really need another day off. Why are there no more bank holidays this year?

5. I could do with some me-time though, maybe I should cancel all my plans for next weekend.

6. Why do I always leave life admin things until this time on a Sunday night? No, I don’t want to put washing on, take rubbish out or clear up ready for the week right now.

7. Fresh bedding on a Sunday night is just the dream though, best do that washing.

8. What am I going to wear to work tomorrow? Actually, who can predict the weather right now, best leave that until tomorrow.

9. Do I really need to wash my hair tonight? I know I won’t want to in the morning but surely I can just tie it up/dry shampoo it/hope nobody notices again?

10. Why is everyone posting photos of themselves being all cute staying in with their significant others on a Sunday night? I don’t even have a cat to snuggle up to.

11. Actually, at least I don’t have to share my newly changed super-fresh bedding. Winner.

12. I’ve been so unhealthy this weekend, from tomorrow, my body is a temple.

13. Why did I have a Chinese for tea tonight? My temple body isn’t just starting from scratch, it’s gone back a few paces on where it was last Sunday.

14. I’m definitely going to get an early night tonight so I can start the week feeling refreshed.

15. Every time there’s a good film on TV it’s on at 9pm on a Sunday. WHY?!

16. Really wish I’d thought to by chocolate for the Sunday night film I never intended to watch.

17. Why do I always forget to take my lunchbox out of my work bag until Sunday night? That’s been there since Friday. Ew.

18. As tomorrow is Monday, I’d best start being a whole new me. And my whole new me is going to be super organised next weekend and not leave everything until last thing on a Sunday evening.

19. Did I say that last week? Yeah, probs.

20. Is it cold enough to wear a onesie? Yes it is. And yes I feel as snug as the giant fluffy zebra I truly am. Maybe this is why I don’t have a significant other to share my Sundays with.

21. As much as I love this onesie, I’m glad that nobody can see me looking like I’m wearing an oversized baby grow. It would look cute on Instagram though. #Adorable.

How’s your Sunday night so far?

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